Funny text messages

Najoomi: Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi



Boy: Oh yess... What a life!"





Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

Sardar ji as a doctor U should jump 2

swimimig pool from 100 feet height...

Hero:I don't know swiming!

Sardar ji: Oye don't wory pool is empty:->

1 cHor k bAchay Ne Fridge sE CaKe cHori kR K Khaya tO Chor Ne Apnay bEtAy kO Buhat maAra,

Cake cHori kRnAy pEr nAhi,

UngLioOn k nIshaAN chOrNay pEr

3 GADHAY ZOO
Se Farar Ho Gaye

1
TV Dekh Raha Hay

2
FOOT Ball Khel Raha Hay


3rd



Nahin TUM Nahin,

Hamesha Aisa Hi Kiyoun Sochte Ho?

Woh Mil Nahin rha hai:-P

Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere...
Aajib Tera Style Hai...
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai

December ki woh Shaam lota do.

Woh alfaz woh barish ka Ehsas lota do.

Phir woh alfaz duhra do ik bar, phir se keh do.

Plz aik baar keh do.


Anday Garam Anday....

Larka bus stop pe larki se bola Sandle to bohat achi pehni hai,
Larki: Utaar ker dikhaon kya?
Larka: Is se ziyada achi to Qameez pehni hai.