Funny text messages

Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai

agar amer hai to kani parti hai

Reality of today:

Aaj kal ladies k kapray

Zoo mein lagi salakhon ki tarah hogaya hain

Qeemti samaan mehfooz b hojaye

Aur dekhne wala b khush hojaye..

Hansi k liye gham Qurban,
khushi k liye ansoo Qurban,
Dost k liye Jan Qurban,
agar dost ki girlfriend mil jae to







Sala Dost bhi Qurban.

Aik baar aik larka apni apnu door ki aunty ke ghar gaya.
Usay kafi dair ho gayi, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum yahin ruk jao aur MOTI ke pas so jao.
Larka Bola: Rehne dein bahar sofay per hi so jata hoon.
Next morning a beautiful girl brings tea for him. Boy asked: tum kon ho?
Girl: Mein MOTI. Aap kon?
Boy: Mein ch**tiya...

Mushraf ki niyat

"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

ALLAH-O-AKBAR.

Ae meray "ALLAH"
her Kanjoos MakhiChoos ko
Sms receieve karne ke saath saath
Send karne ki Taufeeq dena.

2 zyada aqalmand glass khareednay gaye,
Glass ulte pare dekh k aik ne kaha,
"Mat kharid yar is glass ka munh band hai".

Doosray ne glass uthaya or kaha,
"Iska to penda bhi toota hua hai".