Funny text messages

Mil gaya oye mil gaya are wahh who
mujhe mil gaya yahoo wo mujhe mil
chuka hai yas yas yas akhirkar akhir mujh mere




Sms parhne wala bewaquff mil gaya:-)

Memon ka beta girlfrnf k sath ghoom k aya

Baap ne pucha:

Kitny paise kharch kya?

Beta: 50 rupee

Baap(ghussa hokar):50 rupe?

Beta: Us k pas sirf 50 hi the..

Can U solve

"Sun + Lion + 1/4 = ?"

Bhikari: Hello! Pizza Hut????


Oprator: Yes Sir.
Bhikari: 3 Large Pizza, 6 Chicken Wings, 2 Pepsi.

Oprator: Kis K Nam Per Behjna Hay Sir?????

Bhikari: Allah K Naam Pe Baba....

Bhoot ki beti apni maa se boli, Maa main kitni dravni hun!

Maa boli beti zaida ghumand acha nhi

Abhi tu ne msg parhne walay ko nhi dekha.!

Trees love U!


Flowers Love U!


Tortoises Love U!


Deers Love U!


Monkeys Love U!


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Plz go back 2 ZOO

They all miss U

Arz kya hai

SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
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NO SPACE
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No SPACE