Funny text messages

Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha:

Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho

Sharabi chillaya:

Roko roko men ghalat bus men baith gaya..

1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k

?agr lrka hua tu keha Pass?

aur

?agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail?

.

Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya

.

tu nurse boli ?srdar g supply I hy?

Jo mango ke mile ga

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Ankhien

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Dil

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Dherkan

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Chahat

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Khushi

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Dosti

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Bus Mohabatein nahi mil sakti

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Kiu ke

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Us ki CD mere pass nahi hai...

Sorry!

From: 1st August 2011
In Pakistan,
Any Time
Jazz 2 Jazz
Warid 2 Ward
UFone 2 UFone
Telenor 2 Telenor

There will be totally FREE!

"MISSED CALLS"

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?


Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi

3 Poltry Forms got Inspected

Officer:
Tum chickens ko kya khilaty ho?
.
1st Farm Owner:
Baajra
.
Officer:
Es ka chalan kro
.
.
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2nd Farm owner:
Rice
.
Officer:
Es ka b chalan kro

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3rd Farm Owner:
Smart Owner answered
Sir mein chickens ko
Pysee dedeta hu
Wo khud ja k kha
Leti hy

Judge Mujrim se: Tum teesri baar
adaalat main aa rahy ho, Tumhain
sharam nahi aati?

Mujrim: ha ha ha ha
Tum roz aatay ho tumko aati hai
kya?