Funny text messages

In Pathano se Dushmani achi naih ALTAF...
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Teri Party ke Larke Chikne hai, Kuch to khayal kar....

Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

100 Days of PPP

Petrol: Rs.81
Diesel: Rs.56
Gas Raised: 30%
Atta: Rs.40 (If Available)
Electricity Raised: 16%
GST Raised to 16% (on all items)

Awaam Mar rahi hai Par Aaj bhi Bhutto Zinda hai.

WXY.. WXY.. WXY..

WXY.. WXY.. WXY..

Nahi samj aaya?

Zara ulta karke dekho.









Hahahaha.
Jab seedha samajh nahi aaya to ulta kya khaak samajh aye ga...

Wonderful combinations in this world:
Heart and Beats
Night and Moon.
Music and Songs.
Roses and Love.
Fish and Water.
My costly messages and ur muft ki smile.

Jummy ki namaz k baad jo shakhs
Masjid k bahar is kalmay ka kasrat
se wird kary ga woh jald he mala
maal ho jayega.

ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DO BABA.

Dawn Newspaper 2018
Headlines:
President General Kayani decides to remove his uniform.

Pakistan loses Cricket Series against HongKong.

Shaikh Rasheed decides to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neighbor country Greater Balochland.

Meera's 25th birthday.

Seminar on 9th death aniversary of Choudry Brothers.

Shoaib Completes his 12 years ban.

Imran Khan still not satisfied.

Pak Rs.178 =1$

Petrol 1 ltr = Rs.470