Funny text messages

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.

Major Rohail to pathan:
?28th May 1998
Pakistan ne atomic dhamaka kya tha
Tumhe tu khush hona chahye
Tum udas kyu ho?
.
Pathan:
Oy! Khocha hamara
shadi b usi din hua tha

Bhej kar sms dil se yaad kya hay phir na kehna k mene bhula dya hay

Ab na koi bahana ap ka hoga dekh kar msg mera apko muskrana hoga.

Jis ne b bheja ho .Ha Ha Ha

Girl: Ager tum mujh se shaadi karna chahte ho to tumhe mere mummy papa ko khush karna ho ga..

Boy: Haan mein karoon ga, Mujhe kya karna ho ga?? Mein apni jaan tak de sakta hoon. Kaho.

Girl: Tumhe her hafte mummy ko 20 Kg ata dena ho ga, Aur papa ki car mein 10 litre Petrol dalwana ho ga.

Boy: Acha "Baji" ami abba ko Salam kehna...

Pepsi

Coca Cola

Marinda

Sprite

7UP

Pakola

Bubble Up

Fanta

In sab k Dhakan jama kr k
Teen Daby wale ko dena sms
kernay ko kuch paisy mil jaye
ge.

Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga ... ;->