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Boy:papa aik glass paani de do

Papa:khud le lo

Boy:plz de do naa

Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga

Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana.

Titanic K sath MEMON bhi doob raha tha,

Or Hans bhi raha tha,

Police: Oye hans kyun raha hai?

MEMON: Shukar hai Mainay return ticket Nhi kharida

Mubarak ho ab tum apni bike phir se chala skte ho
Bike pr ghoom phir skte ho
logo se melne ja skte ho
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Kyu k hakumat ne Petrol pure 1.45 rupee sasta kr dya hy

Guiness Book of world record:
Aik Pakistani ne kal 24 ghanton tak pani mein saans band ker ke naya record qaim kiya.
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"JANAZA aaj 7 bajay hai".

Utra hai mere dil me koi CHAND nagar se,

Ab khuf nhi koi andheron k safar se,

Kya bat hy tuj me k koi tuj sa nhi hy,

Ay kaash koi dekh tujhy mere nazar se.

Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB....

Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai...

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