Funny text messages

Aik double sawari ja rahi hoti hai
Police wala : tujhey pata nahi hai ke double sawari allowed nahi hai


Bike wala : pata hai, is ko wapis chorney ja raha hun

Aik Sahib ki car k peechay likha tha:

"SAWAN KO ANAY DO"
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Peeche se ek Truck ne aa kar thok dia.
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Truck pe likha tha:

"AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K"

Wife: If I die what will u do?

Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!


Wife: Will u marry again after I die?

Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Jb kse pr bura waqat aata hai to us ke sari

Family ur us k sare dost us k peche khre hote hai

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Yakeen nhe aata to

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Kse ke b shadi ka PHOTO dekh lo

A TOUCHING love Story

a boy n Girl Luv each other
1 day They were Talking
Boy Touched Girl's hand n girl Touched boy's Hand

Wat a Touching Story..

Aaj mere mobile ki Birthday hai,
Aap agar chahen to Gift samajh kar is main 100 Rupay ka Balance load karwa sakte hain.
Khuda ne chaha to aglay maheenay phir Birthday Manayengay. :-)

Nikah k time
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Molvi:
Ksi ko es shadi pr itraaz to nhi?
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Ek awaz aye
?Muje hy?
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Molvi:
Chup kr jao tum
?DULHA? ho