Funny text messages

Boy proposes a girl,
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Shakal dekhi hai apni, is se acha to main suicide kar lon.
Boy: Kamini mar jaye gi par kisi kaam nahi aayegi.

Ek kutta dosre se

?Oy! Aj kl jha rash ho wha ne jaya kr?



2nd Kutta

?Wo kyo???



1st Kutta

?Saaly, Agr bomb blast ho gya to

tu INSAAN ke moat mary ga?

Patient: Doctor mujhe normal poty nhi ati

Chawal khaya tu chawal nikly,Roti khaai tu

Roti nikli..Normal k liye kya karon?

Doctor: Potty kha ly

"Papa ye wrong numbr tha".
FATHER: Beti Aj tum ne Phone per sirf 1 ganta bat ki, Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se kum Bat hi nahi ki

BETI: "Papa ye wrong numbr tha".

Jo ho gaya wo hogaya Jo hona hoga wo

hoga or jo nhi hona hai wo nhi hoga Q k

jo hona hai wo tu hoga hi hoga Ab

dekhna hai k kya hoga...? OR Kya nhi

hoga hony ko tu kuch bhi hoga yahi

sochna hai k kya hoga..? Agar kuch hoga

Tu theak hoga OR nhi hoga tu bhi theak

hoga OR theek nhi hoga tu kuch kaisa

theak ho ga..?Ab aap batao k aagy kya

hoga..?

Kisi or ko aap bhi bhejo acha time pass

hoga nhi hoga to wo pagal zaror ho ga..

Ek larki ki tesri shadi thi

Suhag raat ko sharma k boli

Suniye mai abhi kunwari hoon!

Shoher:Wo kaisy?

BV:Mere dono shohar Pathan thy

Year 1927......

November,

18th.....

Evening....

Exactly at 20:27pm......


Kuch nahi hua tha yaar! Aap apna kaam karo.