Funny text messages

"Romance"
Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
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Socho
socho..
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Socho.
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Nahi Pata?

Mai Batata Hun
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Stupid Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai itna b ni pta.

Khirkee ke trf dekh k

Boy:
Jhalak dikh laja
Jhalak dikh laja
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Girl:
Joti uttar k
Ek bar aja aja aja

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??


Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

Boy 2 GOD:
Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a Big vehicle full of girls.

GOD fullfilled his wish

&
He became a Bus conductor of karachi university....!

Friends "Baloons" ki tarah hotay hein,
Ek dada haath se nikal jayein to wapis nahi aatay!

Is liye mein ne socha hai

ke

"Aap ki Hawa nikal ke apna pass hi rakh loon"..

Who was the 1st indian cricket 2
become captain in his 1st match,
Scored 100 on debut & hit 6 on the
last ball 2 defeat England??

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Amir khan in "lagaaan"

Kitny din hogaye kitny hafty guzar gaye

Baat mahino tak bhi chali gai ab saal bhee

ho jaeyga ab tu kehna mano chalo jaldi sai naha lo