Funny text messages

Agar main aap k sms ka jawab na don...

To samajh lena k.....

*King of SMS*

Aaram farma rahey hain.

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;


'O huzoor,bhaar me jaey tera suroor,surat se he tu khajoor,body se factory ka mazdoor,chal hoja duurr abeY langooor

Dil ka dard humain bataty kyon nahi?
Dosti ka Huq hum pe jatatay kyon nahi?
Mar jao gay aise he zor laga lagar kar,
Qabz hai to HASHMI ISAPGHOL khaty kyon nahi?

Kamiyab Insan banne k 3 tareeqe:

1.2.3...Bhootni k, pehle insan to banja.

Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

What is the dfrnc b/n
Love marriage
&
Arranged marriage
.
.
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Khud ja k kuwain me gero to wo
Love marriage
Ur
Agr 100 log mil k dhka dein to wo
Arranged marriage

Aj k lye etna he

Ab hme ejazat dejye

Ap se kl phir mulaqat ho ge

Ese waqat

Ese jga

Ese network pr

Ese mobile

Ur

Ese nmber pr

Apna Khyal rakhye ga

Allah Negehban

Frog 2 Najumi:
Mera future btao
.
Najumi:
Tm ko ek khubsurat pyari
Larki pakre ge ur
Tumhare jism ko hath lgae ge
.
Frog:
Kab??
.
Najumi:
Nxt semister biology Lab