Funny text messages

Shair likha jata hai,

Parha jata hai,

Suna jata hai,

Lekin jab Shair samny aata hai,

To Pajama ooper se dheela,

Neeche se Geela, aur Peechay

se Peela ho jata hai.

Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

Tou..

Tou..

Tou..


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JL

Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )

Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,

Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,

Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,

Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena....

Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:

Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.

Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kahan hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child

"Beta dil lada k parhai karo"

Ek kaam kar yaar





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