Funny text messages

Purani kahawat hai k

Sonay k time tension ko sath le kr nhi sona chahiye

Lekin phir b log pata nhi kyon??

Apni BV ko apny sath le kr sotay kyun hain!

Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:


1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.












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~Dunya ki 5 heran-kun hqiqten.

Hqiqt 1:
Ap apni zuban se apne tmam teeth ko touch ni kr skte.
Hqiqt 2:
Pehli hqiqt prhne k bad tmam bewqof ye krne ki koshsh kren ge.
Hqiqt 3:
Hqiqt 1 ghlat hai,HaHaHa.
Hqiqt 4:
Ab ap hns rhe hen qk ap bewqof ban gye hen.
Hqiqt 5:
Ab ap apne doston ko b bewaqof bnayen ge..

Isko kehte hain. . .

























































































































saaf suthra SMS.

1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
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Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan mai dafnaya jaega..

Allah Aapko Gharaq Karay,
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Khushiyon k Gehray Samandar main,
k jis ki gehraiyon tak koi ghum na pohanch saky. Aameen

You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!
Really.
kya hua?
Yaqeen nahin aata?
Chand sitaron ki qasam!?
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Oh God
Yeh chand sitaray kahan ghayab ho gayai?