Funny text messages

Agar Dil ko aanda egg kehtey
Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....

Main nai naya mobile liya hai

Jis me

USB

Infrared

Bluetooth

Double Camera

Touch Screen

Mp3 Player

2 GB Memory



Kuch b nhi hai

Teacher:- Bijli Kaha Se Ati Hai?

Student:- Mere mamu ke ghar se

Teacher :- Woh kaise?

Student:- jab bijli jati hai to mere abu

kehtein hain "Salon ne phir bijli band

kardi"

Toofani baarish mein raat ko shop per aik aadmi Pizza lene aaya..

ShopKeeper: Aap shaadi shuda hein?

Aadmi: Is toofani baarish mein kya meri Maa mujhe Pizza lene ke behje gi...

If u find cute frnd
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Hold him with both hands
Bcoz
A good frnd is hard to find
SO hold him very very tight
Ok
OK
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oh ho
ab muje choor bhe do na

Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,

Har koi khali hath jaye ga,

Sab yahin reh jaye ga,

Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga.

Yar jaldi bahar aa mai gate pe khara hoon
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Kisi ko is tarah bol kar tang nhi karna chahiye

Boht buri baat hoti hai:->