Funny text messages

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai...!

Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
"Band Hai..."

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Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k

"Chalu Hai.."

Are utho...

Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

Mein so raha hoon..

Wo love love likhti rahi mein leave leave

Parhta raha Woh kiss kiss likti rahi mein

kash kash parhta raha wo shadi kar k chali gayi

Mein language Course krta reh gaya.

Ghareeb Admi ek kam khul k karta hy
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3 rupee main 500 SMS

Larki: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne kisi ko na kya ho.

Larka:
kamini zaleel I love U, mujhse shadi kr k mujhay tabah karde kambakhat. ;-)

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai....!!!!