Funny text messages

Wife: sunye, ap ne pehli bar mera ghunghat uthaya tha,to kya mehsos kya tha.

husband: khuda ki kasam me marjata agar AYAT-UL- KURSI yad na hoti?!

Chaar dino ka vacation ho abba,

Lambi parhai,
Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,

Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,

Kitne zamane baad ho abba,

Bunk lagaya,
Bunk lagaya,

Soya raha me classon me apni,

Teacher se roz roz pitke me aaya,

Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,

chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,

4 dino ka vacation ho abba,

lambi parhai
lambi parhai...

Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din
susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang
lena.

Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar.

Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?

Aby O egg k chilky!

Aam ki gutthli!

Sarey hue bengan!

Ubley hue aaloo!

Murghi k chooze!

Africa k bandar!

Kbhi b kisi ko aysa na bolna bura
lagta hai yaar!

Mujhe RAAT Bhr Ye Baat Sone Nhi Deti PAPPU












"Zindagi 4 Din Ki Hai To Test'Match 5 Din K?iun ?

Wo shay jis ne shehar me dhoom macha "rakhi" hai

Us shokh hasena ka naam "Allah-rakhi" hai

Wo "Allah-rakhi" hai,Me "Allah-raka" hon

Shayed Allah ne mere liye bana "rakhi"
Hai

Kehte hein k "rakhi" hoi chez boht kum milti hai

Is liye tu me ne "rakhi" se laga"rakhi" hai

Ab haqeqat tu ye btane k liye "rakhi" hai

K "rakhi" ne ratoon ki neend ura "rakhi" hai

Ye kya tumne "rakhi" rakhi laga "rakhi" hai

Us "rakhi" ne tu kisi aur se laga "rakhi" hai :>

Budget June 2011

Petrol
Atta
Fruit
Bijli
Gas
Pani
.
Sasta ho na ho
.
SMS packages zror saste ho jae ge
.
Tallem ur Sehat
barhe na barhe
.
Load Sheeding zror barhe ge

Chormint of Pakistan