Funny text messages

Zardari ke tamam doray kamiyaab hue hein,

Ayein us ke aik aur doray ki kamiyaabi ki Dua karein,

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Aye ALLAH!

Zardari ko Aik kamiyab Dil ka dora ata farma.

Ameen..

India me 1 ajeeb-o-gareeb SmS hy,

Bolta b hy Chalta b hy Khata b hy,

Munchein b hain uski, pagri pehnta hy,

Naam hy uska


S= Sardar

M= ManMohan

S= Singh :-)

Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai


Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost...

If God asked me

What Do you want.

"A Million dollar or True friend?"

I will choose....

A Million dollar

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Be practical yar
Mil ke urain gay na.

Teri muhabbat teri wafa he kafi hai,
Tamam umar ye aasra he kafi hai,
Dawat karo meri magar takleef na karna,
Mere liye bus Biryani, Qorma aur Tikka he kafi hai.

Sub larkiyan apna dupatta larkay k samnay

aanay k bad hi Q thek krti hain?

B/c

Luteron ko dekh kr hi dolat ki hifazat ka

Khayal aata hai!