Funny text messages

What is the difference B/W mortein spray

& body spray??????

If U use mortein spray U will die

If U don't use body spray People will die..

Ek aurat apne bache ko NAJOMI k pass

laikar gai aur poocha k Ye bacha bara

ho kar kya bny ga?

Najoomi ne bache ke samne aik Kitab,

Sharab ki botal aur paise rakhe aur

kaha ke in mein se aik cheez uthao..

Bache ne Kitab baghal mein dabayee,

botal mun se lgayai aur paise jaib

mein daal liye..

Najoomi: ye MAULANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN bane ga.

Aasman per kaali Ghata chayi hai

Aaj phir ghar wali se maar khayi hai

Kehti hai sudher jao lekin...kya karoon?

Kaam wali aaj phir tayyar ho kar aayi hai.

Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai,

Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha tha Mummi ne?

Kid: Agar woh Kamini na de to Razia Auntie se le lena.

QUAiD E AZAM
k 5 NUKAAT:

1:Awam ki taraqi ki bunyad
SMS pay rakhi jaaiy

2:Call karo
Is say Mohbat barhti hay

3:Jis nay Misscal ki
Wo ham mai say nahi

4:Jis nay
Call Divert lagaya Usko
Non Muslim tasawur kiya jaiy

5:Jis nay Sms ka reply na dia
Usko zardari samjha jaaye.

Karachi k janesar hain hum
Altaf bhai k hatyar hain hum
Sindh dharti k wafadar hain hum
Jeans aur kurtahai pehchan humari
Bahadur aur khuddar hain hum
Hum se panga mat lena danda dene
ko tayyar hai hum hamaye fakar hai
k MAHAJIR hai hum

Congratulations!

Aamir Khan ne aapko apni film k Second Part k liye chun liya hai,

Jis main aapka bohat main roll hai,

Film ka naam hai,

"Beghairat Zameen Par"