Funny text messages

Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti

Ye lo Jharu

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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

1 admi apny bety k liye aisa REBOOT laya

jo jhoot bolny per Thappar marta tha

Beta: Papa aj me school nhi jaunga mery pait ma dard hai

(Chatakh)!

Bap: Ap nai jhoot bola is liye apko

saza milli,me jb ap jitna tha tu kbhi jhoot nhi bolta tha

(Chatakh)!!

Wife(hansty howy): Ap hi ka bata hai

(Chatakh)....

1 kanjoos tha,

Bilkul kanjoos tha,

Khalis kanjoos tha,

Bohat zaida kanjoos tha,

Aap mat ghabrao!

Aap k samny tu wo kuch b nhi tha..?

Do aadmi memon ki baraat mein gaye,
Wahan baar baar pani pesh kiya ja raha tha.

Tang aa kar aik ne kaha:

Janab halaq mein pani phans gaya hai.
Thori se biryani la dein.

Tum sab dost hi meri zindgi ho?.
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LAANAT hy aisi zindagi pe?

Zameen se le kar aasman tak

Aasman se le kar zameen tak

Zameen se le kar aasman tak

Aasman se le kar zameen tak

Zameen se le kar aasman tak

Aasman se le kar zameen tak

Zameen se le kar aasman tak

Aasman se le kar zameen tak

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Bas hawa hi hawa hai....