Funny text messages

D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k
S se sms aur
C se call
bhi na kar sako! samje?

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se

Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To

Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,

Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per.

1 Police wala & 1 Foji ek 7 Train me safar kar rahe the

Police: Ap chuti pe ja rahe hain?

Foji: Han wife ki delivery hai

Police: kitne din bad ghar ja rahe ho?

Foji: 2 sal bad

Police wala: phir tu ye bacha haram
ka ho ga!

Foji: main ne kon sa ghar me rakhna
hai police me bharti karwa doon ga!

Before u speak..
(listen)

B4 u criticise..
(wait)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate.
(love)

B4 u die.

(Property Mery Naam Kar dena)

Bubbli class mei gadha le aye

Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?

Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k
mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu

Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza

baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre

pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre

utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI

kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane

gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?

Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)

larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi

pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU

ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri

Ankhein theek hogayeen.

Ek Memon ko Jin charh gaya,
3 din k baad Jin khud ek Aalim
k paas gaya aur bola:

Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo,
main to bhooka he mar jaonga.