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Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hai.
So plz sub pyar karne walon se request
hai kTitanic ki yad ko taza kerty hovy tamam ashiq "DOOB" kar mar jain,

Jaldi GEO lagao Nawaz sharif ko maar
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Sheri rehman ki adaon ne....

Reporter:
Sir log kehte hy mehngai hy..?
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Gellani:
Kon kehta hy mehngai hy
3 rupp main 500 sms hy
5 ruppe main happy hour hy
Unlimited frnds n family hy
Sab keh do ki saholat hy
es se sasti sirf khamoshi
Yhi hy Dhun sb ki
Zardari tum hi to ho
Zardari smart call

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?

Doctor:300 rs.

Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to doctor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?

Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha.

10 things I know about U!!

1.U r special person with a wonderful heart

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Bas,baqi mazaq kal karenge..:->

Plz Ign0re mat karna


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Ye Num 4 Khobsurt
& Cute GIRLS ko send karen
InshALLAH apko 10 Din k andar 4 achi & Khobsurt BHABIYAN Mily gi.

Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????

Socho Socho,

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Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE:-)