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Suno jb tum 03% akely ho 13% mushkil me ho

34% mis kr rhe ho 58% dukhi ho 86% tension main ho 41% milna chah rahe ho

Tu in sub numbers ko mila kr call kr lena!Ok

Ghor farmaein,

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Ghor farmany ka shukriya....

Ab apna kaam karaain............:-)

Garmi ka ek faida hai!

batao kya?

Socho!

Soch rahe ho?

To phir batao?

Nahi pata?

To suno!


Sardi nahi lagti.

Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain
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Socho Socho
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Or Socho
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Nahi Aaya Samajh
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Nahi
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I Tel U
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Q K Hum Paani Ko Khaa Nahi Saktay!

English Shairy of the Day:
The Janaza of Mehbooba nikla from the gali of Mehbooba with lots of zor-o-shor.
The Mehbooba jhanki from the door an boli Mar gaya Haram Khor.

Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai

Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to...

Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay.