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Ae meray "ALLAH" her Kanjoos MakhiChoos ko Sms receieve karne ke saath saath Send karne ki Taufeeq dena.

Mareez Dr se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga hai,

Kia me jawan ho gaya hu?

Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo Chakkey ka hai:-D

Line maari hai...
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Kisi ko batana mat ke mein ne aap ko Line maari hai...

Aap genius

Aap sweet

Aap intelligent

Aap smart

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Ban saktey hain agar aap MUJHEY follow karen....!

"Ufone" paish karta hai 12 aannay package apny un

"jazz" sarfeen k liye jinho ny 1st september 2011 sy apni

"telenor" sim istimal nahi ki, ab woh

"warid" ka 100 wala card charge karen aur sub keh den.... Mazeed tafsilaat k liye apne

"Ptcl" se dial karien 090078601 telefun telefun

Bijli k wire or 1 larki mai kya similarity hai?

Guess still not sure

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Oh come on yaar simple

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Dono nangi hon tou apni taraf khainchti hain

> President: Pareshani

> Prime Minister: Gilani

> Army chief: Kayani

> Speaker: Zanani (lady)

> National Security Advisor: Durrani

> Ambassador to US: Haqqani

> Aata na roti, bijli na paani

> Vaah ray Pakistan, teri khoob kahaani!'