Funny text messages

Charagh-e-Aftab gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.

Shabab ka naqab gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.

Mujhe pila rahay thay woh,
Ke khud hi shama bujh gayi.

Glass gum,

Sharab gum,

Bari haseen raat thi.

Labon se lab jo mil gaye,
Labon se Lab jo sil gaye,

Sawal gum,
Jawab gum,

Bari haseen raat thi.

Likha tha jis kitab mein,
Ke ishq to haraam hai,

Woh kitaab gum,
Nisaab Gum,

Bari haseen raat thi.

"Gud Morning"

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Ab kya neechy nashta dhond rahy ho

Ek bar keh tu dya

"Gud Morning"

Chori chori ye ana jana chor do,

Chupke chupke yun nazar milana chor do,

Kisi din bohot pachtao gay tum,

Ye masjidon se jotey churana chor do.

A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai

So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke

Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue

Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

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Said !

"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "


Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

Atif Aslam In An Exam
?Kuch Is Tarah?

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy Meri Copy Se Milday..
Answer Teray Saray...
Meray Paper Pe Chapa De...

Tu Her Ghari Her Waqat SIR Ke Saath Raha Hai..
Haan Ye Jisam Bloody Fool Kaanp Raha Hai...

Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray..
Unhain To Mera Pata De...

Kuch Is Tarah..
Tera Paper Meray Paper Se Miladay..

Kuch Is Tarah....