Funny text messages

1st man: Main Murree jaty huye apni biwi ko khai main phenk donga,
2nd man: Meri biwi ko bhi phenk dena,
1st man: Agar tum bura na manao to wapsi main phenk don?

1 Grl dupata rangwane gai
Lrka:
Baji isko kesa rangun?

Grl,
Isko esa rangdo k na safed ho na kala ho na lal ho na hara ho na pila ho na gulabi ho na neela ho na jamuni ho

Grl,
Me ye kab lene ao?

Lrka,
Jb ana jb na hafta ho na itwar ho na peer ho na mangl ho na bud ho na jumerat ho na juma ho!

Koi...

Galti

Ghhustakhi

Wagaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tou

Is

Akhri

Mahenay

Me

;

;

;

;

Mujh

se


Mafi maang lo

Q

k

;

Me aaj achay mood mai hoon

True meaning of "GIRL":
"G"=GHUSSE me sab se aage
"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se
"R"=RONE ki automatic machine
"L"=LARAI mein sabki maa.
This is fact.

Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho
to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna
hoga

Boy:han me kroga.mje kia krna hoga
me apni jan tk de skta hun.kaho.

Girl:tumhe hr hafte mumy ko 20kg ata dena hoga,aur papa ki gari me 10litre
petrol dalwana hoga.

Boy:acha BAJI ami aba ko salam kehna.

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