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Send me msg on these time

Morning

6AM to 12PM

Noon

12PM to 4PM

Evening

4PM to 8PM

Night

8PM to 6AM

Baki time tang mat karna parhna hota
hai

Bhai log!

Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.

Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,



Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.

"USA" ne choron ko pakarnay k liye Aik machine banayi..
Uski shurowat "USA" se ki gai,
"USA" mein us machine ne 30 mintue mn 20 chor pakray..

England men 30 mint mn 100 chor, aur india men 30 mint mein 600 chor pakray gay aur pakistan mein 15 minute mein wo machine he chori ho gai...

!Pakistan Zindabad!

1 Pakistani Japan main cooking k muqable

mein khali pateeli mai chamcha chala raha tha

Japani:Kya bana rahy ho?

Pakistan:CH**TIA

Insaan ki 4 Maa hoti hain,
1 Jisne paida kya,
1 Jisne Parhaya,
1 Saasu Maan,
1 woh jiske baaray main ammi kehti hain
"Aye Raat k 2 bajay apni Maa se baat kar raha hai!!!"

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Ye mere paon hy roz subah choh liya karo

Life ban jaye gi.100% sure hy