Funny text messages

Chunti aur Hathi ki Love mariage hoi....

Agle din hathi ki MOut ho gai....

Chunti boli...


WaH re MUhabbat

1 din ka pyar huwa...

Abb sari Umer Qabr khodne mein guzar jay gi....

\/ This ant is
('') looking
<((> 4 U
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You know it wants to eat you

Why?

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Tussi Sweet bohot ho na.

New prices 4 student in KFC

Pizzza Rs/=20

Chicken Rs/=10

Burger Rs/= 5

Lakin aap phir b nhi kha sakty q k aap k pas tu sms k liye b paise nhi hoty

Bus main ek Aadmi charha aur Chilla kar bola!

"Ruk jao koi apni jaga se nahi hilega!"


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Sheeda Qulfi walaa khud chal kar aapke paas aayega.

God help those who helps others:
Please don`t ignore a person whose contact # is
03211234567
Urgently needs 3 bottles of,
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PEPSI with 1 Large PIZZA.

Mein ne kaha,

sweety,

is dil main chali aao,

tum ne kaha,

chappal utaroon, kya?

Mein ne kaha are,

pagal yeh koi,

masjid thori ha,

Aisey hi chali aao,!,

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

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Kafi hain ya aur likhon?