Funny text messages

I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U. Read the rest of this entry ?

Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton’s Laws
Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless
A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Hi
By A Lovely Girl.
This Force Is Called BESTI
BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT
Is Compeled To Change
His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

He said… Do u love me
just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid,
I’d love u no matter who left you the money!

Yaaar T.V chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy

Ek Aur Bana Dya

Happy April Fool ;->

Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!