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Ek Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

“Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

“Govt.”

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

Main tawadi foto khicha!…

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Main tawadi foto khicha!…
Ready?
Es-tedy
Muskrao!
Click!…
Developing…………..?
Wah bhai wah!

,.:!|!:..,

0(.)(.)o

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ha ha ha…..

Life brings ”Kabhi khushi kabhi gum”

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Life brings ”Kabhi khushi kabhi gum”
When it ” Na tum jano na hum”
So let do ”Masti” 2 gather
Who knows ”’ Kal ho na ho”
But when ever u need true friend ” Main hoon na”

 

There is an urgent meeting in..

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There is an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone there.. lions, tigers, cheetahs and ape, but the meeting can not start because the monkey is reading this SMS

Roz Roz Ki Mulaqaat

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Roz Roz Ki
Mulaqaato’n Ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya …

Laut Ker Aa Jao

Please …

Main Ne …

Haan
Main Ne …

Yaqeen Karo …

“MORTIEN”
Bujha Diya . . .

Difference between Dava & Daru

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Kaash Aap SMS hotay

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Wife
Kaash Aap SMS hotay
to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar
Laiti

HUSBAND
Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata

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