Funny text messages

Do you ever notice that
when you’re driving,
anyone going slower than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

RECEIPE:1.TAKE A BOWL OF GRAPES 2.STAND IN FRONT OF MIRROR 3.PUT UR HAND IN BOWL. RECEIPE NAME:”LANGOOR KE HATH ME ANGOOR”.

Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hun
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen

***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheel?n se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIKAR
TASBiH
Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
Batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:
Sirf sms Free krwa dain.

Aaj
Mere
Mobile
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Aap
Chahe
To
Gift
Samajkar
Isme
101 Rs.
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Ho…