Funny text messages

Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too,
but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

GOD ne aap ko bheja tou bheja
lekin bheja tou aesa bheja ke bheje main bheja hi nahi
bheja yeh SMS mujhey kisi ne bheja is liyeh main ne app ko bheja

Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge…?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?
Ha ha ha ha

Day 1- aik larka aik larki
Day2 2- wohi larka dosri larki
Day3 3- wohi larka tesri larki

Moral:
Dekha larke nahin badalte larkiyan badal jati hain.

!#&*&?”}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

who r u … bell maari kyoon … is se pehle kay … khule mera mu … jaldi se bata de … koun hai tu … ali zafar ki channo … ya raheem shah ki saba ru