Funny text messages

Kisi Ko “ISHQ” Maar Deta Hai,

Kisi Ko “PYAR” Deta Hai,

Kisi Ko “JUDAI” Maar Deti Hai,

Jo Iss Say Bach Jaye Usay..

PAKISTAN Ki LOAD-SHEDING

Aur MEHENGAI Maar Deti Hai..

Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia Style Hy

Aur

Kia Smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Latest News On GeO. . .

“Mushta’el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .

Samandar Main Aag Laga Di ”

GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO

NWFP
K ZILA
HARIPUR KI
TEHSIL TERBELA
KI COLONY SOBERCITY
K REHAISHI UNCLE SAEED
K GHAR K BATHROOM MAIN LAGI
TOTI K NEECHEY RAKHEY LOTEY KI QASAM
“I MISS U”

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here’s My Simple Fresh Line

”Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?”

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother.