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Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1) 2 Aurate Chup chap Baithi Hai.

2) 1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3) Ganja Sardr

4) 2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue…

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai
Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

” Akhri Aram Gah ”

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga
Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

” AKhri Haram Da ”

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

I have lost my teddy bear…….
do u want to sleep with me tonight?

Agar Salim Ne Mughl-e-Aazam Main
Sirf Chaddi Pehni Hoti
Tou Film Ka Naam Kya Hota ?
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Mogli - Aazam

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

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Ullu
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Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa