Funny text messages

I bought a Car on loan. I didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away my bike.

Had I known this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also… ?

jee to yeh chahta hai k …???

duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon…
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Magar baad main socha k…

KHUDKUSHI to haram hai!

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

” Beta Dil Laga K Parhana ”

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k,
dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai.

1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino’n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua

Light Na jaye

Student : sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26

why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.

Boy: I’ll Climb Tallest Mount,

Swim The Deepest Ocean,

Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot, Just 4 U..!!

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Girl: So Sweet!

Can U Come 2 Meet Me??

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Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ami Nikalne Nahi Dain Gi..!!