Funny text messages

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

ALLAH BACHAYE!!

Pagal Biwi Se

Purane TV Se

Dubai Ke Sheikh Se

Naaii Ke Shave Se

Aurat Ki Bewafai Se

Purani Mithai Se

Haram Ki Kamayi Se

Aur,

AAP KI JUDAI SE,,(“~”),,

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon(blood) peeta aay..!

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals,
why are you eating there food.

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.