Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to… to……. to.. ENJOY THERE

Gannaru kufe ys waqt complete hoti hai
jab aap hon aur main hoon aur humaare
chhothe chhothe pyare pyare sweet sweet
nanay munay aur sharaarty ’sms’ hon…

A person who keeps on talking

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekha
aur apnay dost ko goli maar di.

sardar ki biwi boli:
agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to aik din
aap saray dost kho betho gay.

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aap ki peyar kerny k umer guzer chuki hy,

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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

Padho Bismillah Ur Rahman Er Rahim
Kalma Shahadat: La ilaha Illallah Muhammad Rasol Allah

Shukar he aaj mene aik aur banda musalman kar lya.