Funny text messages

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Eq.1:
study=dont fail

Eq.2:
dont study=fail

adding eq 1&2

study+dont study=fail+dont fail

taking common

study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)

solution:
study=fail.

Mohabat eik baar ho jaye tou bholapan hai
Duji baar ki jaye tou apnapan hai
Teeji baar ki jaye tou deewanapan hai
Agar baar baar ki jaye tou kameenapan hai

Dale ne kanjryon ke naam cars ke nam pe rakhe the.
Bola konsi chahye ?
Man asked rates !
Bola…
Honda: 4000
Corola: 3000
Balino: 2000
Caltus: 1000
Mehran: 500
Foxy: 100

Man ordered foxy and shocked to see that it was a khusra.
Ye Kya he ?
Sir Foxy, iska engine peche hota he.