Funny text messages

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A Pathan Was Playing “KON BANEGA CAROR PATI”
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied:
Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do.

Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas hai

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Banta: Ye Kya Hai?

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: souche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko alo(potato) milla k saag banti

English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses,
neither they r comfortable nor we.