Funny text messages

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?

Sardar : Brother & Sister

Interviewer : How?

Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?