Funny text messages

*sms Receiving law and order*
=>you have 2 way receiving sms daily from me.choose 1 and send me sms which you choose.
1)when you receivemy sms then reply a sms.
2)if you not reply me a sms so miss call me in 5 minutes after receive my sms.

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
1st price:good friendship
2nd price:lot of love
3rd price:life long sms.
for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me

Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.

SmS RATES…………
Year 2001: Rs 2
Year 2002: Rs 1
Year 2003: Rs 75
Year 2004: Rs 50
Year 2006/07: Free
Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi
Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke lia,
hum apni husti mita dain aap ko paane ke lia,
Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko,
hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key lia.

Heart can Skip beat for a while… Memories can be kept in d file… A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai