Funny text messages

Jee bhar k roya to qarar paya,
Is daur main kisne sacha pyar paya?
Zindagi guzar rahi hai imtahanon k daur se,
Ek zakham bhara nahi k doosra tayyar paya

Poocha k rooh jism se nakalti hai kis tarah?
Haathon sai us nai haat chura kar dikha dya,
Poocha k meshar sai pehly qayamat hai kya?
Apne chehry sai usne nakaab hata kar dikha diya,
Poocha k her taraf ye khizaan ci kisi lagti hain?
Mehfil se usne khud ko utha kar dikha diya,
Poocha k kun sa hai 1 diya jo hawa sai na bhuj sakta,
Diya usne wafa ka jala kar dikha dya,
Poocha k aakhir ye hasad hai kya cheez usne kisi or ko apna bana kar dikha dia

Sitara hamari kismat ka us se mila hi nhi

Wo kese hota humara aisa kabhi howa hi nhi

Humne apni her khushi dosron main baant di

Kisi ne humy kya diya ye socha hi nhi

Baton baton main mohabbat is qadar barh gai

Tumhain ab bhool jayain kese itna hosla hi nhi

Har kisi nai hamain matlab tak pyar kya

Koi hamsafar ban kar sath chala hi nhi

Her koi mere chahat ko mazak samajhta raha

Dil mai hai dard kitna koi samjha hi nhi

Mere aansooun ko us ne barsat smja,
.
Meri khabon ko usne mulakat smaja,
.
Mera janaza jb guzra us ke gali se
.
Pather dil ne use bhi barat samja

Benoor aankhon main koi khuab to de,
Meri beqarar raaton ka kuch hisab to de,
Tu khafa hai mujhse lekin phir b agar ho saky,
Mere in sawalon ka jawab to de,
Humne jis main likhe thy kuch wady,
Agar mumkin hai to meri woh kitab to de,
De nahi sakta agar pyar to aisa kar,
Gham de, Zehar de, ya sharab to de,
Jis main beh jae mere dil ki dunya,
Aisa koi in aankhon main Selaab to de,
Kabhi tum kaha karet they k aap achy hain,
Ab bura he sahi magar koi khitaab to de.

Sub ne chaha k hum na milen,
Hum ne chaha k tumhain ghum na milen,
Agar khushi milti hai tumhain hum se juda ho kar,
To Khuda se dua ye hai k tumhain hum na milen.

Mehkhane me jam tut jata he,
ishq me Dil tut jata he,
Na jane kya rishta hai in Dono me,
jam tute to ishq yaad Aata hai,
Dil tute to jam yaad Aata hai...