Funny text messages

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
and
u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE

Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder.

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Dimagg hai??

Socho Socho.......

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Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.

Life may bring failures,
hardships, tears & lots of pain?.
but there?s always a reason to
smile as long as you are there.

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long?..!

Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?