Funny text messages

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don?t worry about it," says Santa. "We?ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don?t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON?T CALL ME NOW.

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I?ll never marry in my life and
I?ll give same advice to my children also.

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta:My Dad Killed It.

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!

SARDARJI: ne call kiya DOSARI TARAF: se kha hello mein sita SARDARJI: mein to phone amritsar kiya tha ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya