Funny text messages

Santa sent SMS to all
frnds:
OYE,My mobile num has
changed Previously it
was Nokia n72 Now its
Nokia e51.Send msgs
to my new mobile ok

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa shouted, ?what a shot you made!"

Santa:
Jail ko ?Hawalaat? kyu kehte hy..?
.
.
Banta:
Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf
?Hawa? ur ?Laat? hi milti hy

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I?ve seen ur password. It?s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It?s 1394.

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
?He?s not my friend.?

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.