Funny text messages

How do you recognize a Sardar in School, he is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

One day Sardarji goes to a bank for withdrawing cash of Rs.25,000. Lady cashier asks in Hindi. 'So So Ke Loge?' Sardarji: 'Khade Khade Bhi halega!'

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

santa: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
santa: pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta ha
santa: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
santa: pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta ha
santa: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
santa: pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta ha

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendaki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe?
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha
meri surat tumse milte hai????.?