Funny text messages

If Gorilla catches you
What will you do??
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I know u both will start playing
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It is natural when close friend meet

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New


"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ??
U r ULLU !!!