Funny text messages

U r a nice person?
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning?
1st. pray to God so that u can live?.
2nd.take a bath so that others can live?

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can?t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That?s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

Dekho mere sms ka kamal
Ghanti Baji
Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya
ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai
Wah kya baat hai...
Muskara kar soch raha hai k

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)