Funny text messages

Life is a game, play it;
life is a challenge, meet it;
life is an opportunity, capture it.
In life, the best revenge is living.

2 love without condition, 2 talk without intention, 2 give without reason. n care care without expectation is the art of true relation

Dost Tumhari Girl friend ka phone aaya tha”
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai…URRA do saleY ko..

Reema se ek program main kisi ne sawal pocha:
aap subah auth ker sub se pehle kia kaam kerti hain??
Reema: Apne ghar jati hon…

Dukandar : Is Box Pe Mat Bethna Anday Toot Jayenge

Gahak: Is Main Anday Hain ? ? ?

Dukandaar: Keelain Hain

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message.

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”