Funny text messages

a couple in train
girl: my hand is in pain. boy kisses her hand.
girl: my neck is in pain. he kisses her neck.
and old man: bhai khairsh ka bhi ilaj karte ho kiya?

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

Teacher:
‘everyone write ur lover name on a paper….’

after 2 seconds
Girls:’finished madam….’

After 10 minutes
boys:’xtra sheet madam……’

Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,
bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,
tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
“What’s your name?”
Air hostess: “Benz, Sir”
Man: “Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?”
Air hostess: “Same price sir”

Hubby: Darling, years ago,
u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife: Yes darling I still do,
only difference is earlier it was 300ml,
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

khusre ko piche se kesi ne ungli ki aur chup gaya!
piche eik 65 sala baba tha.
khusra baba g mis call ap ne ki?
baba dhoti utha k bola mera tu balance he khatam hai