Funny text messages

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent. But a girl needs only 4% talent. Remaining is already
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%
with her.

I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
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Wife bought a new transparent nighty ,
Wore it in front of husband.

‘ Ismein tum bahut sexy laag rahi ho .
wife= aapko batane ki zaroorat nai hai ,
salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha

What is the definition of a dhobi?
He’s the only man who can legally say to a married woman,
‘Kapre nikal ke rakhna,main aata hoon.’